Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous asked: Are you generally horny when you post stuff?

No

Anonymous asked: Virgin?

Nope

Anonymous asked: Are you horny? You seem to be rebloging a lot of porn.

No

Anonymous asked: If someone randomly asked to have sex with you, would you?

No, I’m in a relationship.

tomato-jellyfish:

“if i get 500 000 notes on this post my mom is gonna buy me a-“

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